Tuesday, July 17, 2012

"Sherlock Holmes" And "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea" Reimagined As Gay Love Stories



Thanks to the astounding popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey 's witless eroticism, Total-E-Books will publish a series of classic novels with the addition of new sex scenes. The series of ebooks called Clandestine Classics includes tales of Sherlock and Watson's gay love affair; Jane Eyre's sexual submissiveness; and Mr. Darcy's naughty attempts to screw Elizabeth Bennett in the meadow. Here are some excerpts.


In "Sherlock Holmes," Watson and Holmes must solve a horrifying murder mystery. Watson is scared, but "the love he feels for Holmes, and the sexual experiences they share, help him to remain level-headed until the killer is caught."


In "Sherlock Holmes," Watson and Holmes must solve a horrifying murder mystery. Watson is scared, but "the love he feels for Holmes, and the sexual experiences they share, help him to remain level-headed until the killer is caught."


Via: total-e-bound.com



"Northanger Abbey" delivers the tale of Catherine Morland and Henry Tilney's secret nighttime trysts — "[a] world where sex knows no boundaries and even her deepest, most secret fantasies, can be played out behind closed doors."


"Northanger Abbey" delivers the tale of Catherine Morland and Henry Tilney's secret nighttime trysts — "[a] world where sex knows no boundaries and even her deepest, most secret fantasies, can be played out behind closed doors."


Via: total-e-bound.com





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Amazing Video Of Girl Getting Caught After Falling From Third Floor Window



Talk about being at the right place at the right time!



Via: foxnewsinsider.com


A seven year old autistic girl is lucky to be alive today after falling from a third-story window in New York City this morning. New York City Bus Driver Steve St. Bernard arrived just in time to save her as he spotted the girl about to jump.



"I just prayed that I'd catch her," St. Bernard recalled after rescuing the child on Monday.




"'Please let me catch her, please let me catch her.' That's all I could say," he added.



The girl was taken to a Coney Island hospital with minor injuries. St. Bernard suffered a torn tendon in his shoulder.


Via: foxnewsinsider.com




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Gallagher Is Alive And Well And Still Smashing Watermelons



Sure, it's for a Geico commercial, but this is good news considering we had last heard the comedian wasn't in good health .



Via: splitsider.com




Guerilla Group Hijacks 30 UK Billboards, Pre-Olympics



Six artists, including Banksy collaborator Paul Insect, have postered their own work over existing outdoor campaigns to “challenge the destructive impacts of the advertising industry.”



The famous Wayne Rooney Nike ad gets nicely busted by Bill Posters with the addition of a Foot Locker shopping bag and a new tagline.

In Birmingham.


The group, Brandalism, says the strict enforcement of branding regulations for the London 2012 Olympics has been a strong part of provoking their reaction.


From the Brandalism website:



Installed over five days in one continuous road trip that has covered the length of the country, the Brandalism crew have hit 33 spots in 5 cities. Edited and developed on the fly, this project sees the culmination of 8 months work and we will be adding more content to the site after we get some serious sleep, updates will follow daily…




Near a school in Manchester, Bill Posters presents a toxic Happy Meal.



Ron English had some fun in Bristol.




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Boy Scouts Say Keep Gay Ban — But Activists Plan To Keep The Heat On



The Boy Scouts say they will keep their policy banning out gay leaders or members in place. 300,000 signatures demanding a change will be delivered Wednesday.



A spokesman for the Boy Scouts today reaffirmed that the group's ban on out gay members and leaders "is absolutely the best policy for the Boy Scouts" — a move that has already produced an intensifying campaign to change the group's policy.


Eagle Scout Zach Wahls, the son of an Iowa lesbian couple who has emerged as a leading voice on the question, blasted the decision as the move of people "unwilling to take responsibility for their actions."


The Associated Press reported that an 11-member committee appointed to look into the issue — their names have been kept a secret — "was unanimous in its conclusion."


Wahls, the young Iowan who became an internet sensation after defending his married moms to Iowa lawmakers, is an Eagle Scout and has been working with Change.org and Jennifer Tyrrell, an Ohio mom ousted as a troop leader for being a lesbian, to push the Scouts to change their policy.


"What's most disappointing about today's announcement is the secretive nature surrounding how this conclusion was reached. The very first value of the Scout Law is that a Scout is trustworthy," he wrote to BuzzFeed. "There is absolutely nothing trustworthy about unelected and unnamed committee members who are unwilling to take responsibility for their actions."


In a statement provided by Change.org, Tyrell told BuzzFeed that "a secret committee of 11 people can't ignore the hundreds of thousands of people around the country — including thousands of Eagle Scouts, scout families, and former scouts — that want the ban on gay scouts and scout leaders removed."


Both say they will continue to pursue a policy change.


"We all need to take a deep breath — this announcement is old news," Wahls said. "We've heard this line before, and we'll hear it again before this is all said and done. I've said this before and I'll say it again: this will be the official BSA policy up until the day it finally ends."


To that end, Tyrrell is on her way to Dallas and plans to deliver more than 300,000 petitions to the Boy Scouts headquarters on Wednesday morning.


"This campaign doesn't stop, and we will continue to show the Boy Scouts that discrimination and intolerance have no place in scouting."


James Dale, who had been forced out of his job as an assistant scoutmaster for the Boy Scouts once they became aware that he was gay, took his case to the U.S. Supreme Court in 2000, arguing the Boy Scouts had violated New Jersey's anti-discrimination law. The Scouts, however, argued that they had the First Amendment right to exclude Dale — a position that the court agreed with in a split decision.


Evan Wolfson, the founder and president of Freedom to Marry, argued on Dale's behalf and told BuzzFeed today that today's decision by the Boy Scouts "means that the BSA hierarchy remains way out of step with the rest of the country," and accused the group's leaders of "clinging to their anti-gay agenda."


In a statement, the executive committee of the Boy Scouts acknowledged that some would like the policy to change: "Scouting believes that good people can personally disagree on this topic and still work together to achieve the life-changing benefits to youth through Scouting. While not all board members may personally agree with this policy, and may choose a different direction for their own organizations, BSA leadership agrees this is the best policy for the organization."


In recent months, some Boy Scouts board members — including Ernst & Young's James Turley and AT&T's Randall Stephenson — issued statements suggesting that they would work from within the organization to change the policy.


Wayne Besen, the executive director of Truth Wins Out, which tracks anti-gay religious activity, blamed the influence of Christian groups. The Boy Scouts "are influenced heavily by the Latter Day Saints church and Southern Baptists. Until the influence of these groups wanes, a new policy is doubtful, if not wishful thinking," he said.


Wahls made the case that religious values should favor inclusion.


"In the Boy Scouts, I learned about the importance of religious respect. I learned and grew alongside Christians, Jews, Muslims and Hindus," he said. "Regardless of your thoughts on homosexuality, surely we can agree that gay people who serve our troops and communities deserve our respect and gratitude."




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